please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful
Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
"Oh shit she’s pissed, better ignore her for a few hours and make her even angrier"
Like every fucking guy I swear to god (via paralacking
"I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up."